Happy Friday! I turn 31 today!

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Wanna bounce into the New Year with me?

Wanna bounce into the New Year with me?

Mirror, mirror, under my tits, how many hands can cover my bits?

Mirror, mirror, under my tits, how many hands can cover my bits?

I have to get my oil changed soon. Think they’ll appreciate the daisy dukes?

I have to get my oil changed soon. Think they’ll appreciate the daisy dukes?

Could I convince you to call in sick?

Could I convince you to call in sick?

Big, wet, milky titties anyone?

Big, wet, milky titties anyone?

Is this dress too much for the grocery store?

Is this dress too much for the grocery store?

Professional bikini bounce tester…

Professional bikini bounce tester…

Wise men say forgiveness is divine, but so are these huge titties…

Wise men say forgiveness is divine, but so are these huge titties…

My hat says free hugs. Would you give me one if you saw me?

My hat says free hugs. Would you give me one if you saw me?

Sleeping in the south with no A/C was brutal, lol.

Sleeping in the south with no A/C was brutal, lol.

Tuesday means not having to put a bra on…

Tuesday means not having to put a bra on…

Always remember, Mondays are no fun, but you still live in a world with titties this big!

Always remember, Mondays are no fun, but you still live in a world with titties this big!

It’s almost the weekend! What are your plans?

It’s almost the weekend! What are your plans?

How to start this new year off right? With a smile and a bounce!

How to start this new year off right? With a smile and a bounce!

Did you forget to unwrap your last present?

Did you forget to unwrap your last present?

What are you hoping to find under the Christmas tree?

What are you hoping to find under the Christmas tree?

Who said work wear had to be boring?

Who said work wear had to be boring?

I’ll wake you up like this if you let me wear your flannel…

I’ll wake you up like this if you let me wear your flannel…

Can we make a rule that says, if they spill out of my shirt, I don’t have to put them back in?

Can we make a rule that says, if they spill out of my shirt, I don’t have to put them back in?

Want a shake for breakfast?

Want a shake for breakfast?

Would let let me wear your shirts?

Would let let me wear your shirts?

No explanation necessary…

No explanation necessary…

Ready for sweater weather!

Ready for sweater weather!