Getting ready for a Friday night.

One mans loss is Reddits gain... 🤗🤗🤗

🤫 not my house, but too hot too sleep 🤭

What I am thinking of I wonder....🤔😳😈

I(f) I rub hard enough will the friction light your fire? 🔥 🔥

Took this while a little tipsy. Seems a shame to keep it to myself....😛

Happy Saturday salutations. It’s been a while...😊

Short and sweet. Weekend treat. Being bored is fun. 😛

It’s national masturbation month, soooo... (one lucky guy has already seen this, I’m sure he won’t mind me sharing😉)

So I had my appraisal today. It went well. My boss seemed very happy with my work..😜 😂

I may need help getting dressed... (f)

This is your Sunday wake up call... boing

So when my boss talks about tangible assets he means these, right? 😉 (Also, who knew the stationery cupboard had such good mood lighting?) 🤷🏼‍♀️

I’ve been asked A LOT to do another one of these so enjoy. I did. 😉

Thursdays are for pondering in purple 🤔

At least my socks stayed on..

I’m going to need to borrow your hard helmet...

Let your birthday celebrations continue 🎉🎉🎊😉

Happy birthday to you (know who are 😘)

Work out Wednesday 😁

I won’t tell my boss if you don’t tell yours 🤫😉

Pjs on (kind of 🙃)

Red is my new favourite colour

Lotion time 🙂