"Forget jerking to your girlfriends nudes ... you wanna fuck my hand instead? ..."

wtf is that weird noise...

ofc not - could you imagine? ew... 😈

ofc not, you're the only one I've ever let cum in me

you're certain? ok fine, come with me - I want to make sure you're absolutely positive about marrying her...

Snapchat from your babysitter

She knows what her roommates boyfriend likes

"Sorry to hear that mom..... maybe daddy is just preoccupied with... other... things " 😈

Girlfriend has some friends over for a pool-party...

First time for everything...

"Yeah clean up took awhile- sorry I'm late ... Aimee says hi by the way"

[Homewrecker] "Taken guys always want to roleplay dirty shit- I LOVE it."

Cake likes knowing you're texting your girl 🎂

Your boyfriend ticking off bucket list items without you

[Homewrecker] Your girlfriend gets a snapchat msg from her friend ....

[Homewrecker] "Hey! I'm gonna take your boyfriend outside to get some air- the music is too loud! ..."

He could never titfuck properly with you ...

Oh sweetie, he's not telling the truth ... 😉

Doing what their wives won't 🎂

Wife can't concentrate with that loud thumping sound ...

"Sorry I'm late honey, there was traffic- a 30 minute backup .... " [CuckQuean]

"Your girlfriend snores loud - good"

Don't waste it on "her"

C'mon daddy, we BOTH know it's true