C'mon daddy, we BOTH know it's true

wtf is that weird noise...

[F/D] "Sweetie! Have you seen daddies toy!? ..."

[F/D] "Bye mom! Me and daddy will be back in an hour! ..."

[F/D] You could still hear mom pulling out of the driveway...

[F/D] Waiting for daddy to walk through the front door...

[F/D] I know what daddy wants to see....

[F/D] "I'm still small enough for daddy to carry ..."

"Yeah clean up took awhile- sorry I'm late ... Aimee says hi by the way"

[Homewrecker] "Taken guys always want to roleplay dirty shit- I LOVE it."

[F/D] "We're waiting for your sister - she always takes so long to get ready ..."

Cake likes knowing you're texting your girl 🎂

[Homewrecker] Your girlfriend gets a snapchat msg from her friend ....

[F/D] Her first prom... they grow up so quick

"Forget jerking to your girlfriends nudes ... you wanna fuck my hand instead? ..."

[Homewrecker] "Hey! I'm gonna take your boyfriend outside to get some air- the music is too loud! ..."

[Daddy] Quarantine "learning"

[M/S] "My poor baby boy. Your girlfriend blue-balled you again?? ...well let's fix that."

Oh sweetie, he's not telling the truth ... 😉

Doing what their wives won't 🎂

Wife can't concentrate with that loud thumping sound ...

"Sorry I'm late honey, there was traffic- a 30 minute backup .... " [CuckQuean]

[Daddy] [Cheating] Your daughters morning routine 💦

[F/D] Daddy likes the thrill of getting caught ...