First time posting here but hardly my first pelfie!

What do other moms do during naps on Easter?

Christmas Eve but mommy isn’t sleepy yet

Hope the Vikings defense is this tight - SKOL VIKINGS!!

Happy Motherfucker Day - let’s celebrate!!!

Milfs on a plane!!

Left the blinds up - think my neighbor enjoyed the show?

Side of creampie with your lunch?

CUMvid-19 quarantine isn’t so bad

Caught my neighbor watching me - I’m never wearing a bikini top in my backyard again (except maybe to take it off)!

First post to anal but this is hardly my first rodeo

Be gentle with my favorite bra - just not with me!

How would you talk me out of this dress?

I need a place to sit for the game - dibs on your face! GO GOPHERS!!

Gone Wild Card - SKOL VIKINGS!!!

Just took the kids to Frozen 2 - putting the M in Milf today!

I’ll row the boat - you tend to the little man in the canoe! GO GOPHERS!!!!

This milf mermaid wants to meet some seamen

The TSA agent scanning my purse winked at me - I guess he saw my pretty pink plug!

Come visit Minnesota - it’s WILD!! GO WILD!!

While the Vikings pound the Lions you can pound this Viking pussy! SKOL!!

Brought my purple pride (and my good luck charm) to Manhattan - SKOL VIKINGS!!

The good luck charm is working this week!! SKOL VIKINGS!

Just waiting for the Twins game to start. How shall I pass the time?