Left the blinds up - think my neighbor enjoyed the show?

What do other moms do during naps on Easter?

Christmas Eve but mommy isn’t sleepy yet

Happy Motherfucker Day - let’s celebrate!!!

Milfs on a plane!!

Caught my neighbor watching me - I’m never wearing a bikini top in my backyard again (except maybe to take it off)!

Be gentle with my favorite bra - just not with me!

How would you talk me out of this dress?

I need a place to sit for the game - dibs on your face! GO GOPHERS!!

Gone Wild Card - SKOL VIKINGS!!!

I put the ‘spread’ in ‘spreadsheets’ at work today

Ready to (s)cream for my team! SKOL VIKINGS!!

You caught me getting ready - wanna help gloss these lips?

Just took the kids to Frozen 2 - putting the M in Milf today!

I’ll row the boat - you tend to the little man in the canoe! GO GOPHERS!!!!

If you’re in Manhattan and watching the Minnesota Golden Gophers I’ve got some ideas for half-time entertainment!

This milf mermaid wants to meet some seamen

The TSA agent scanning my purse winked at me - I guess he saw my pretty pink plug!

Come visit Minnesota - it’s WILD!! GO WILD!!

While the Vikings pound the Lions you can pound this Viking pussy! SKOL!!

Brought my purple pride (and my good luck charm) to Manhattan - SKOL VIKINGS!!

I may not like the Bears but I do like to be bare! SKOL VIKINGS!!

The good luck charm is working this week!! SKOL VIKINGS!

Just waiting for the Twins game to start. How shall I pass the time?