[F] In the name of thick thighs & all that.

I make the best Sa[f]ety Buddy because I come with two built-in flotation devices. You're welcome.

Hope you don't mind lightly salted tits 😅 [f]

What's your [f]avorite kind of cake?

So many [f]un curves. Hope you don't get motion sickness.

My Corgi doesn't understand what personal space means 😂 [f]

I'm kinda more than a hand[f]ul.

Are you here [f]or the tits or the Corgi?

You look [f]amished. Here, I made you a sandwich.

Peaks & valleys [f]or you to explore.

Simple predicament, yet e[f]fective as fuck.

Shenanigans at break[f]ast

My predicament: su[f]fer the hot wax droplets, or drop the candle from my mouth & be burned.

Can't believe there was a time in my adult li[f]e that I ran away from all things butt stuff 😂

[F]irst Sick Day at work in 3 years; here's to hoping a hot bath gets me feeling right.

On/o[f]f, wrap dress style.

[F]irst verified post - this calls for a big smile, curves, & tan lines.

[f] Always enticing.

Good morning! I'm having a hard time getting out o[f] bed instead of touching myself...again.

Here's my [f]ace... and my tits. Fingers crossed my friends & family doesn't see this 😂

I spy a smiley face somewhere on my body, but [f]or once, it's not on my face. Can you find it?

[f] Doing as I'm told.

Cleaned my mirror [f]or you.

Mosquitoes [f]ucking love me.