Enjoy your chicken nuggies, asshole.
It’s not my fault my dick can make her cum and yours can’t 🤷🏻♂️
And I’m pretty sure you’re the one who is actually paying me.
Though lately it seems like she’s hinting she would like to see me more.
We had a great time, shame you had to miss it 🤷🏻♂️
Ask me how I know.
And she only respects one king.
I can also give you prettier kids than he can too.
Turns out she likes them.
She can’t stop
Just tell him I came all over you 🤷🏻♂️
My girlfriend only gives you hand jobs so you’ll leave me alone, she hates doing it! Your girlfriend:
When your wife left the house she swore she would not go further than one drink. Within 2 hours she was wearing stripper heels, getting ass fucked in my house.
Hi. I’m that guy. 👋🏻
Happy memorial weekend. I’ll be doing my part by volunteering my time to the unappreciated vets wives of America while their men are overseas.
I mowed plenty of chores for neighbors when I was a kid. This never happened but looking back, I think some of those moms were subtly putting bait out to me 🤔
If my girlfriend were engaged, I’d be so proud to christen her body and properly send her down the aisle, before her parents and god to greet our cuck.
Don’t be a shitty neighbor. Especially if you take a lot of business trips.
I have trained women, this is real.
Pussy Unfurling
you are doing great babe
It’s true 🤷♂️
on the side of the road
Breed her 4
