I have trained women, this is real.

It’s not my fault my dick can make her cum and yours can’t 🤷🏻‍♂️

And I’m pretty sure you’re the one who is actually paying me.

We had a great time, shame you had to miss it 🤷🏻‍♂️

Ask me how I know.

And she only respects one king.

I can also give you prettier kids than he can too.

Turns out she likes them.

She can’t stop

Just tell him I came all over you 🤷🏻‍♂️

Enjoy your chicken nuggies, asshole.

When your wife left the house she swore she would not go further than one drink. Within 2 hours she was wearing stripper heels, getting ass fucked in my house.

Hi. I’m that guy. 👋🏻

Yup. As you sit across from her, looking into her eyes, just know that I left an entire colony in her guts 💦

That is, if we give you permission to jerk off.

I mowed plenty of chores for neighbors when I was a kid. This never happened but looking back, I think some of those moms were subtly putting bait out to me 🤔

If my girlfriend were engaged, I’d be so proud to christen her body and properly send her down the aisle, before her parents and god to greet our cuck.

Don’t be a shitty neighbor. Especially if you take a lot of business trips.

I used to train women and it’s true. They paid with their husbands money too.

Orgasms for her ✔️ Your little cock dribbling cum ✔️

you are doing great babe

It’s true 🤷‍♂️

on the side of the road

Breed her 4