Doing my daily exercises for all you guys out there.

Grab the reins and ride me to the heights of the ultimate orgasm.

My take on Gwyneth Paltrow's goop website.

Basting the turkey after stuffing it.

Who thinks they could get their dick in here too?

Anal't on the couch and this happened

Basting the turkey after stuffing it.

I gave myself an orgasm looking for my last fucks condom. Don't want to get pregnant.

My over inflated opinion of this is a bit of a stretch.

On my knees before my man giving him a suckjob for the ages. Get your suckjob here.

Spitting on and rubbing my kitty-kat.

Spitting on and rubbing my kitty-kat.

I can take a dick this long.

Teaching a class on fucking, the best exercise.

I'm my own ventriloquist doll.

Look into the depths of my soul

Not the Heimlich maneuver.

He said his dick wouldn't fit... Yeah right.

Don't you hate it when urine Mum's house and you discover you've forgotten the lube? Eat some fatty foods, release the 'Lubricating P' - Patent peending.

Planting the vegie garden for you to enjoy a tossed salad.

Quagmire playing hide and go anal.

🚨🚨Original Content alert🚨🚨 First you eat the lemons, then you make the lemonade.

The plumber gave me a new shower head. I thanked him by giving him shower head.

This drop.. wow