My over inflated opinion of this is a bit of a stretch.

I do anal on the first date

I love my seat on this train

I love the full feeling I get from fucking my ass

Grab the reins and ride me to the heights of the ultimate orgasm.

My take on Gwyneth Paltrow's goop website.

Who thinks they could get their dick in here too?

Just thinking about your cock.

Anal't on the couch and this happened

Anal't on the couch and this happened

Basting the turkey after stuffing it.

I gave myself an orgasm looking for my last fucks condom. Don't want to get pregnant.

That's not the crackle of a bad microphone, that's the sound of my pussy juices.

Doing my daily exercises for all you guys out there.

Spitting on and rubbing my kitty-kat.

Look into the depths of my soul

He said his dick wouldn't fit... Yeah right.

Don't you hate it when urine Mum's house and you discover you've forgotten the lube? Eat some fatty foods, release the 'Lubricating P' - Patent peending.

Planting the vegie garden for you to enjoy a tossed salad.

Quagmire playing hide and go anal.

🚨🚨Original Content alert🚨🚨 First you eat the lemons, then you make the lemonade.

Watering the concrete

It's pee time

This drop.. wow