Did you know that Jewish girls get horny when they smoke?

I'm just waiting for someone to take over clamp duty

Legend has it that I was put on Earth to please man

Tie me up and tease me

Happy New Year!!! From your favorite Jewish e-thot

Jewish girls celebrate Christmas the right way

I'm all about feeling good this week

Someone bring me some matzah ball soup please?

Shanah tovah, everybody!

Pikapika [F]

Checking myself for weapons and sharp objects that could harm others

Step 1: Aim right here, Step 2: Start jerking, Step 3: ___, Step 4: Profit!

[F]or science. You monsters.

[Image] They're just waiting for you to put something in between them

[Image] Master, look what I grew!

My blade glows blue when Aragorn is around...[F]

I'm just a Sally looking for her Jack Skellington

Hey. My eyes are up here.

There's a reason I was listening to "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar

Cum give me a Labor Day present

Feeling Super, but missing the S on my chest. Help me out?

I'm hungry for your cum...

Nothing makes me happier than gaming. Well...almost nothing...

Could I get a [verification]?