Checking myself for weapons and sharp objects that could harm others

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I'm just waiting for someone to take over clamp duty

I'm just waiting for someone to take over clamp duty

Legend has it that I was put on Earth to please man

Legend has it that I was put on Earth to please man

Did you know that Jewish girls get horny when they smoke?

Did you know that Jewish girls get horny when they smoke?

Tie me up and tease me

Tie me up and tease me

Happy New Year!!! From your favorite Jewish e-thot

Happy New Year!!! From your favorite Jewish e-thot

Jewish girls celebrate Christmas the right way

Jewish girls celebrate Christmas the right way

I'm all about feeling good this week

I'm all about feeling good this week

Someone bring me some matzah ball soup please?

Someone bring me some matzah ball soup please?

Shanah tovah, everybody!

Shanah tovah, everybody!

Feel the force, Luke

Feel the force, Luke

They're just waiting for you to stick your face in between them

They're just waiting for you to stick your face in between them

They're feeling extra soft

They're feeling extra soft

I need bigger hands...

I need bigger hands...

Nothing better than feeling up a couple of soaking wet tits, amiright?

Nothing better than feeling up a couple of soaking wet tits, amiright?

Do whatever you want to my oil covered tits!

Do whatever you want to my oil covered tits!

This feels good, but it'd feel better if I had some help

This feels good, but it'd feel better if I had some help

[F]or science. You monsters.

[F]or science. You monsters.

My tits are open-access to anyone passing by while I game

My tits are open-access to anyone passing by while I game

A little thank you for the guys that sort by "new"

A little thank you for the guys that sort by "new"

There's a reason I was listening to "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar

There's a reason I was listening to "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar

Cum give me a Labor Day present

Cum give me a Labor Day present

Feeling Super, but missing the S on my chest. Help me out?

Feeling Super, but missing the S on my chest. Help me out?

A girl can't clean up in peace...not that I am complaining!

A girl can't clean up in peace...not that I am complaining!