Coffee, because adulting is hard.

Quick gym flash

Good morning, Doc! I’m ready [f]or my eye exam.

Milk and coffee?

[f]The gym has my back looking so good

It’s not a mom bod it’s a mother [f]igure

Always up to no good

Bubble Butt [f]

You waiting on an invitation? [f]

Who don’t like icing on their cake?

Just peachy

I’m here for my check up

Feeling myself today

The neighbors hate when I mow the grass.

“You better check your playlist. Because you are on the wrong track. “

Would you like one or two lumps of butter with your coffee?

[F] It’s ironic how you feel most alive when your heart skips a few beats. Flashing at the cardiologist today!

I solemnly swear I am up to no good….

One day I might get caught but it wasn’t today….. [F]lashing my way through life. 😈

Road tripping back home. Stopped to grab some fuel and snacks. [F]

Don’t worry I wasn’t driving this time 😏[F]

What the hell makes you smart?” I asked. “I wouldn’t go for coffee with you.” “Listen - I wouldn’t ask you.” “That,” she replied, “is what makes you stupid. (Take chances)—-

May your coffee kick in before reality does.

At it again. This time Walmart parking lot. [F]