What the hell makes you smart?” I asked. “I wouldn’t go for coffee with you.” “Listen - I wouldn’t ask you.” “That,” she replied, “is what makes you stupid. (Take chances)—-

Underboob is sexy, do you agree?

Quick gym flash

[f]the most dangerous woman of all is the one who refuses to rely on your sword to save her because she carries her own

Good morning, Doc! I’m ready [f]or my eye exam.

[f]Time to rise and shine!

Milk and coffee?

[f]post titles are hard sometimes.

Showing off my new nipple rings at the vet

Coffee, because adulting is hard.

I’m here for my check up

“You better check your playlist. Because you are on the wrong track. “

Would you like one or two lumps of butter with your coffee?

[F] It’s ironic how you feel most alive when your heart skips a few beats. Flashing at the cardiologist today!

New meaning to sassy pants 😜[F]

I solemnly swear I am up to no good….

One day I might get caught but it wasn’t today….. [F]lashing my way through life. 😈

Road tripping back home. Stopped to grab some fuel and snacks. [F]

Don’t worry I wasn’t driving this time 😏[F]

May your coffee kick in before reality does.

Was just truly feeling myself in this photo. [F]

At it again. This time Walmart parking lot. [F]

[F] Showing some love out on the Highway

Rawr… aren’t my jammies cute?? [F]