Can you maintain eye contact...again?

Real eyes realize realgirls.

Class of 2324 represent! [F]

Can't believe we got quarters right next to each other this semester. ;) [F]

Don't you wish your neighbor had an outdoor shower? [GIF]

A bigger fan of Zelda than you thought too.

Showing you my boobies makes me smile. =D

To boldly drop what no one has dropped before.

How do you guys feel about a Mom Bod? 😶

As a young milf, I consider my minivan more of a shaggin' wagon. [IMG]

Drop everything and give my boobs your attention.

Mine were built for comfort, not speed. 🛥️

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Which side of me do you prefer?

Drop what you're doing and look at my boobs right now.

Just dropping by to wish you a good morning.

My natural jigglers. 💓

Is it okay if Black Sabbath makes me horny?

Trying to flash at the window and my neighbor just HAPPENED to be standing in his front yard looking up at me. >.> [GIF]

My Mountainous Melons

You take me home. You get my top off. Are you disappointed?

Hopefully the lack of makeup isn't too real for you all. 🥴

Please try and ignore the mess. I am an exhausted, pregnant mother!

Representing Seattle University

Welcome to the desert of the real. 🐇