Bro my ass look phenomenal here

That is what we call *asstastic* [Cue SpongeBob meme]

Go ahead and rip this VS Pink thong off with your teeth. I double dog dare you!

My therapist said I need to focus on my best assets, so that’s why I’m here. I’m sure he meant!

And I say, “hey! It’s a mismatching kind of day”

The way my cheeks eat up this thong is just hot as hell, man

Mismatching Pumas coming in hot

Mismatching Pumas because why wouldn’t I

Who doesn’t love mismatching socks?

The way my ass just gobbles up this thong is *chef’s kiss*

After your eyes lock on my socks, you lose track of the clock

Thong...Tuesday. Damn I’m not waiting 2 days to post this bad boy on a day with better alliteration lol

Abs I say, “Hey! It’s a mismatching kind-of-day!”

Star Wars socks and a cute little booty

On tonight’s menu we have Avery’s booty covered in a thin VS thong. How would you like it served? [f]

Because a selfie of a bubble butt in a thong is exactly what you wanted to see tonight

When your socks low key match your thong

First post! So hi, from me and my mismatched socks

Two different color Tuesdays

It’s been a hot minute since I’ve posted here, so what’s up?

Just a quick peek under my jeans, ok?

I’m 5’8, but I’ve got legs like I’m 6 feet tall lol

Nothing like some Lulus

Ass? In thong. Hands? In peace sign

Booty? Grabbed. Hotel? Trivago