All systems go - rocket launch in 3..2..1

That's a great way to clean the shower cubicle

peeing on the bed

"Now what? You said to wash the table down when I'd finished with the dildo"

A unique single malt

Please refrain from peeing in the pool

Retro Pee : Jenna Jameson

Always share the best vacation snaps with your friends!

The water in and beside the pool is always warm, sparkling and inviting.

Indoor Fountain 3

...and that's a new world record to Denmark. 1.2 metres travelled in the self-propelled jet-pee. Remarkable!

Bounce and pee

"Are you sure this is how you fill it?" "Can you think of a better way?"

Pee fountain

"You know how to piss, don't you? You just open your legs and go"

This lady is marking her tree

Does anyone know where I can get a water feature like this for my garden?

Sir, I was flabbergasted to happen upon my maid Molly's unspeakable practice (pictured), but she informs me it is a most effective preventative against the moth and further it protects the wearer from typhus. This maid is truly a wonder.

Sitting on a wall

Anyone for champagne?

I'll just pee here, is that ok?

A little fountain of love

Doggy Style

"Please leave the pool if you need to pee" 4