Sir, I was flabbergasted to happen upon my maid Molly's unspeakable practice (pictured), but she informs me it is a most effective preventative against the moth and further it protects the wearer from typhus. This maid is truly a wonder.

Sir, following an embarrassing evening with Lord Napier, whereupon my ignorance of mathematics was much exposed, I have sought to further my scholarly knowledge. I may admit initial uncertainty, but with assistance from my servants I quickly learnt and un

Sir, All will be familiar to the perennial problem of maids serving port at cellar temperature, despite frequent correction. It is my delight therefore to note that new maids Myrtle and Tillie (who seem very close friends) do have a technique that serves

Sir, having recently had Visitors and Noblemen comment upon the poor presentation of my estate and gardens, I went to see the head gardener. I found him, as he proclaimed. "Most busy". I sent the fellow back to mow the lawns, and out of the kindness of my

Sir, This 21st June I did instigate a mummery play for my staff to perform, which did give them much joy and merriment. My maid Ada here played Titania, Queen of the Fairies, to great acclaim from the invited audience

Sirs (and Madames) I would like to welcome you all to r/GoneWanton 's re-opening night. There are fine wines and brandies, and a splendid stage show that my very own staff have been rehearsing for some days. Please make yourselves comfortable.

Curious / ghostly hand (see comments for full text)

Sir, having attended a talk at the Royal Society, I have set up a small apparatus upon a table in order to receive the newly discovered Hertzian Waves. My maid Molly assists me, and I note her physical placement greatly affects the etheric force. The illu

Sir, my good friend Lord Presbury recently regaled me with tales of his trip to Bohemia, and a wonderful new tonic he obtained there. It has given him increased vigor and youth. Leaving the drawing room for barely 2 minutes I returned to a most extraordin

"Now what? You said to wash the table down when I'd finished with the dildo"

A unique single malt

Sir, My new maid Ada is employed under-rate - ('tis only proper for a new servant). But, as a considerate master, I have promised quadruple wages and a penny for coal if she can lick her fundamentals. She reports to me weekly with updates on her progress.

Please refrain from peeing in the pool

Retro Pee : Jenna Jameson

Always share the best vacation snaps with your friends!

...and that's a new world record to Denmark. 1.2 metres travelled in the self-propelled jet-pee. Remarkable!

r/WhyEvenWearAnything - antique edition

Sir, Although I have had the mains water for several years now, I confess to preferring the taste from the Broad Street pump. I therefore send Dolores out twice a day with a large jug. As this is hot strenuous work, I have instructed her to wear simple, l

WhyEvenWearAnything : antique edition

Sitting on a wall

Anyone for champagne?

Doggy Style

"Please leave the pool if you need to pee" 4

Witches' Sabbat

Ya wanna ride, sailor?