A job well done 🙃

Just another day at the office

Please tell me there’s someone I can talk to at this hour...

Nothing special

I think it’s time to start posting from work again 😉

Only exes that I care about are in my fucking chromosomes

A bit of tummy 💋

Got turned down for a job today... help me feel better?

A bit too much maybe

Don’t call it a come back... I’ve been here for years.

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light ⚡️

I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints... the sinners are much more fun 🖤

If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hotdogs 🌭

Jigglypuff 🙃

Soooooo I got them pierced 🤭

Hey big woman, you made a bad boy out of me...

I’ve been a very dirty girl 💋

Look at you go, I just adore you I wish that I knew what makes you think I’m so special?

A bit of tummy 💜

I really pulled that one off...

Why don't you let yourself just be wherever you are?

We... are the crystal gems

I wanna make a supersonic woman out of you!

Engorgio! 👑👑👑