Please tell me there’s someone I can talk to at this hour...

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I think it’s time to start posting from work again 😉

I think it’s time to start posting from work again 😉

Only exes that I care about are in my fucking chromosomes

Only exes that I care about are in my fucking chromosomes

Cake day 🎂

Cake day 🎂

A bit of tummy 💋

A bit of tummy 💋

Over 3,000 following?! Thank you! 🥰

Over 3,000 following?! Thank you! 🥰

Got turned down for a job today... help me feel better?

Got turned down for a job today... help me feel better?

Shamelessly posting

Shamelessly posting

If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hotdogs 🌭

If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hotdogs 🌭

Jigglypuff 🙃

Jigglypuff 🙃

Soooooo I got them pierced 🤭

Soooooo I got them pierced 🤭

I don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do, about you now

I don’t believe that anybody feels the way I do, about you now

Hey big woman, you made a bad boy out of me...

Hey big woman, you made a bad boy out of me...

Take me baby or leave me 💜

Take me baby or leave me 💜

I’ve been a very dirty girl 💋

I’ve been a very dirty girl 💋

A bit of tummy 💜

A bit of tummy 💜

I really pulled that one off...

I really pulled that one off...

We... are the crystal gems

We... are the crystal gems

I wanna make a supersonic woman out of you!

I wanna make a supersonic woman out of you!

Engorgio! 👑👑👑

Engorgio! 👑👑👑

Here comes a thought...

Here comes a thought...

And it's a full-time job admiring All the ways that you're inspiring 💋

And it's a full-time job admiring All the ways that you're inspiring 💋

For you Daddy 🖤

For you Daddy 🖤

Be kind 🤭

Be kind 🤭