A homegrown who’d like to fuck on the piano [image]

One tit out just looks so much more inviting and naughtier

Well...hello there

(OC) You’re my boss. I’ve dressed up to ask for a raise. In one word…say your response:

Fun fact: did you know the dot above the letter i is called a tittle? ;)

Just hanging around the hardware section

Just hanging around the hardware section…

All natural, closing in on 40, and horny as ever

A little classy, a little sassy, mixed with a lot of slut (oc)

Found a new recruit to help me terrorize another Portland bar

Left or right?

This corset is feeling a bit tight. Let me pull out my tits. Will you help me get the rest off?

Knowing you’re looking at my bouncing tits makes my pussy wet

I think my parents would be more upset that I’m a bisexual Wiccan than they would be if they found out I bounce my titties on Reddit and have group sex. Go figure.

Tell me which one you’d touch/grab/suck first (oc)

If this was what you came home to, tell me what would happen next (oc)

Glasses, check. Tattoos, check. DDD’s, check. Gamer, check. SMILF, check. Classy, check. Slutty, check. Your parents wouldn’t know how to even begin to process me. (OC)

“If you can dance and be free and not be embarrassed, you can rule the world” - Amy Poehler (reveal)

“I’d rather regret the things I’ve done than regret the things I haven’t done.” -Lucille Ball (oc)

fun fact: Pyramid Schemes and MLMs are scams. That being said, I bet could fool you into joining one ;)

Fun fact: the original name for the search engine google was “backrub.”

He ordered a side of cleavage for an appetizer ;)

Oregon HotWife SnowBunny at your service [reveal]

Anyone here a fan of slomo?