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Watching your "sex tape" back was an illuminating experience for your girl...
Your date conducted a test to make sure you're not one of those "prejacs" she's heard about...
Can you blame her? Anyone would be annoyed about dating two prejacs in a row...
Your blind date figured out a way to end this boring date with you prematurely....
It makes you wonder what other stories from her college years is she waiting to tell you...
You're still trying to run with the fast crowd, when you belong with the "cums fast," crowd...
I hope you enjoyed that creampie, because it's going to be the last one for a while...
Back in those lean years, when the only thing they could afford to do was fuck all day long....
She chose you over her ex, but since you're a prejac, she'll to have to go crawling back to him....
You were trying to prove to your girl that you overcame your prejac tendencies....
Believe me, continuing to compare yourself to him is just going to lead to lowered self-esteem...
Your girl was ready to coach you through your transition from normal man to sissy cum slut...
She could make you contemplate destroying a friendship with a single text...
Men far better than you have tried and failed...
Finding our your girl's insane sex history with the rest of the world was about to make you explode...
Even if you 100% know you're going to fail, you at least have to try...
She's been keeping a little dorm room romp secret from you for ten years...
She knows cumming to her tits will help ease the pain of auto-picking a kicker in the first round....
You knew there was never going to be a "next time" with her....
Your professor had to let you know how close you were to experiencing her heavenly body...
It wasn't just the jocks and nerds simping for your girl during her college years...
When you accused your girl of fucking your bully, she decided to go scorched earth on you...
