Your wife invited your brother over for dinner while you were out of town

Your wife did mention she'd be open to a threesome, but this was not what you were expecting...

She said she wanted to have some fun tonight. You said you were too busy.

What a Good Samaritan...

Your girlfriend got lunch with some friends, but she's been out for a while...

When you asked if you could come along to the festival, your girlfriend said the music probably wasn't your style

Your girlfriend went on a hike to catch up with an old friend

Alice in Wonderland

You told your girlfriend to just be herself in the interview...

You had been waiting in the car for hours

Happy Valentine's Day

Don't beat yourself up about it...

It was a mistake to let her go off to that party on her own...

Your wife promised you nothing would happen with her ex on her camping trip with her old friends from college.

Strangely enough, you do understand.

Your girlfriend wanted to get to know your sister better, so she went out to a bar with her and her boyfriend

Your girlfriend gets really horny when she gets high

Your girlfriend went off to the Virgin Islands with some friends over the break...

Truth or Dare

Your wife was out of town this Father's Day on a business trip.

Your girlfriend's gap year doing "foreign aid" turned out different than you'd expected

You told her you were uncomfortable with her spending so much time with her ex...

Your girlfriend went off to a party without you

What does it matter... She'll probably be taking it off in the first ten minutes anyway