You thought she hated sex but it turns out you are just bad at it.

Shopping With Cum Filled Pants And A Hard Dick Will Probably Get Easier, Right?

Not the kind of stretching you thought you were paying for when she signed up for daily yoga classes.

You were expecting a call from your girlfriend after she landed on her work trip. Not a text from that douche you met at her office Christmas party.

You Are Not Using Her Throat Anyway, It Would Be A Shame To Waste Talent.

She Said They Hired Dancers And That There Would Be No Nudity...

you only went to the car to get her sunscreen.

It is a good thing someone knows how to handle your wife.

She did not have to eat his cum, take her pants off, or share the video with all our friends.....

She always leaves with someone else but maybe she stays with you because of the worried texts you send...

You expected something like this was going happen eventually but it was only her second date! Do you think you'll be ready for what ever is next?

She had been staying later and later at work and you had your suspicions but this was a helluva way to find out.

Maybe if you got off the couch every once in a while your girl would go down on you too.

You Were Really Excited About That New Micro Brew Too...

When you got home she made it very clear that she would never move in with your parents. She added that she's got plenty of friends who would be happy to take her in. You knew she meant one of her exes and you knew you weren't gonna make rent.

Is it worth it?

You were nervous about opening your relationship but the rules your wife came up with helped put you at ease.

Your first year at collage was going great. Until you got this message from your HS bully.

You got this text from your landlord just before going into another interview for a job you know you won't get.

Clearly if you had a bigger cock you would have these kind of privileges.

Your Wife: "EW, NO! I don't want your cum anywhere on me!" Also Your Wife:

You thought the jerk from the office was just messing with you.

You Were Worried She Might Be Going To Mess Around At The Party, But You Never Imagined You'd Get A Text Like This....

So deep