You are such a pathetic simp

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Teaching her a lesson

Teaching her a lesson

Such a lovely wife

Such a lovely wife

Find me in the club.

Find me in the club.

Don't fill me up.

Don't fill me up.

I met your girlfriend at a protest.

I met your girlfriend at a protest.

Don't be silly

Don't be silly

Tricked

Tricked

Your high school bully

Your high school bully

Rules are made to be broken

Rules are made to be broken

She doesn't care at all

She doesn't care at all

Did you cry honey?

Did you cry honey?

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Taking a break

Taking a break

The bitter truth

The bitter truth

I hope this is a lesson to you

I hope this is a lesson to you

Tomorrow she will be your innocent girlfriend again

Tomorrow she will be your innocent girlfriend again

Is this what you wanted?

Is this what you wanted?

While you are at a guys' night out.

While you are at a guys' night out.

Her bachelorette party

Her bachelorette party

While your kids are next door

While your kids are next door

Your girlfriend is so cute while she sleeps

Your girlfriend is so cute while she sleeps

My friend is self conscious about his huge, obvious erections, so we made a codeword for when he needs me to drain his balls

My friend is self conscious about his huge, obvious erections, so we made a codeword for when he needs me to drain his balls

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