Ye, and I can’t stress this enough, haw

Someone source this shirt. I’ll give you a handy.

How do you tell when a beefyjerk is stressed?

Doc got ‘em with the Shawshank

“Let’s have a ball and a biscuit, sugar.”

I’m about to do the sickest set. Give me your beefiest recommendations. I’ll make an official Spotify playlist or something.

🥱

🎶y’all act like you’ve never seen a beefyjerk before🎵

"I just want to feel nothing"

“I just want to feel something.”

“D” is for “Diploma”

I’m being taught magic cards by a tweaker wook. What to ask spirits?

Hot 👏🏻 knives 👏🏻 are 👏🏻 not 👏🏻struggle 👏🏻

Uncle Berg on his way back to fight in the opium wars. On the side of Opium. Against Britain and everyone else.

I’m coming back everyone. My life is finally almost back on track and it’s about time to GET BEEFY

Guys I’m really sorry. Shits been heavy recently. I love you all.

Happy ‘murica day eve, you fucking degenerates

STUMBLED INTO THE GD TURKEYJERK AISLE

This is Ringo. He’s like 14 or something. And he loves you (unless you’re wearing a hat).

RC Amphetamine analogs and KY lovin’ jelly

💸

Which one of you did this 🤣

Why this kid in the trap

“Carpet surfer found a shard”