Would you hire me to clean your floors if I let out all my gas? 🧼🍑💨

What would you do if I made your beer extra bubbly? 🍺

If I clean your kitchen, will you clean my ass? 🤭🍑💨

I'm gong to put you on my fart diet! 🍑💨🍽️

I love how my farts get trapped in my jeans. Come smell them!

Post gym farts from my sweaty ass ❤️

Would you like to replace my toilet? 🍑💨🚽

Would you be brave enough to knock back a tall glass of my ass gas? ⛽️

Would you like to use my ass as a pillow?

Let me powder your face with my big stinky farts! 🍑💨😶‍🌫️

Would you game better while I fart in your lap or would the smell be too distracting? 🍑💨😵🎮

Would you still like me if I farted this loud all the time? 🥺🍑🔊💨

Don't you wish you could live in this jar? 🍑💨🫙😶‍🌫️

Victoria's Secret was she farted with every step on stage 🫦👠🍑💨

If you were my boss I'd fart in your coffee 😌🍑💨☕️

Can I fart in your face while I get ready for our date? 💄👠💋

Bring your nose closer

Smell my asshole

Would you like to put your nose in my ass?

Lol, just a little wet today

Can I seduce you to car sex in the middle of nowhere? 😝

Twice as wet and horny at 32 than I was at 22

That’s exactly how I’ll be waiting for you

I am a drooling mess and I'm ready to be (f)ucked really hard