Would you fill me with that baby batter of yours?

Fuck flowers. I want to be fingered for Valentine’s Day.

Rise and shine…serving up some coffee with MILF

Skipping church…l’m gonna worship your cock instead

Kids left for school…come over for an adult play date

New to the neighborhood and in need of a proper welcome

I should need a Concealed Carry Permit for these

Call out from your job and work this ass instead

Fuck coffee…let me wake you up

Go ahead and ruin my new spray tan…and my ass

I could use some help putting both of these in

Feel free to watch this over and over

Post-baby body may not be perfect…but would you still fuck me?

Am I fuckable even with no makeup on?

Sleep deprivation has me feeling silly

Are you down for a quick fuck before my kid wakes up?

Tits and Pizza! What could be better?

I taste even better than this cupcake

1 year post-baby….and I still haven’t peaked yet

This never seems to get old…

Nothing makes me happier than channeling Clueless

Please don’t ban me, Target!

Itty bitty shorts need to come off

I hope my coworkers see this [drop]