Wonder what this would rank on the Richter scale…

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Some call them stretch marks & cellulite, I call them stamps of authenticity

Some call them stretch marks & cellulite, I call them stamps of authenticity

Giving these Calvins a run for their money

Giving these Calvins a run for their money

Help me caption this! I’ve got mom brain and can’t think of anything! :P

Help me caption this! I’ve got mom brain and can’t think of anything! :P

Promise I’ll be a good girl…

Promise I’ll be a good girl…

Sometimes I forget how much ass I’m carrying around…haha!

Sometimes I forget how much ass I’m carrying around…haha!

How much jiggle is too much jiggle??

How much jiggle is too much jiggle??

Giving these Calvin’s a run for their money

Giving these Calvin’s a run for their money

It just keeps growing…

It just keeps growing…

Biscuits, it’s what’s for breakfast!

Biscuits, it’s what’s for breakfast!

In my world you can have your cake and eat it too!

In my world you can have your cake and eat it too!

Made you some biscuits. Hope you don’t mind bringing the gravy…

Made you some biscuits. Hope you don’t mind bringing the gravy…

Thighs so thick I can barely keep these thigh highs up…

Thighs so thick I can barely keep these thigh highs up…

The best part of a big booty is getting between the cheeks…

The best part of a big booty is getting between the cheeks…

Grade A Certified All Natural

Grade A Certified All Natural

I know of this all you can eat breakfast buffet…

I know of this all you can eat breakfast buffet…

Hope you have a big appetite

Hope you have a big appetite

Please accept this invitation…

Please accept this invitation…

Might be 35, but I can still bounce this ass with the 20 somethings…

Might be 35, but I can still bounce this ass with the 20 somethings…

Here’s a little jiggle to brighten your day…

Here’s a little jiggle to brighten your day…

Thick white MILF, at your service…

Thick white MILF, at your service…

What I lack in boobs I make up for with ass!

What I lack in boobs I make up for with ass!

Looking for some place to bounce this ass…

Looking for some place to bounce this ass…

Could you make it past the cheeks?

Could you make it past the cheeks?