Woke up like this

X-post from gonewild...drinkin' light beers with no power.

(F)eelin' like a bad-ass...

[F]or Textpundint...that he not be sad.

The Taylor Swift Movement.

Happy New Years mother[f]uckers!!

My tribute to piss christ ............ courtesy of some moonshine distillery.

I love me some (f)ucking absinthe!

what the hell / fuck it

Well /u/bored-housewifee is currently in jail. She managed to sneak these out to me ;-). She misses you all and can't wait to post more when she gets out!

Penis penis bo benis, banana fana fo fenis, fe fi mo menis... penis...

fresh out of the shower... This time with less nudity, but don't tempt me... ;)

the library is an exciting and fun place.

Throwback Wednesday (tame)

Sparks and cocks

Fishnets and boobs?!

Thanks for helping me out lately, especially since I'm new. Hope someone likes my dumb body!

Was told be someone to do all this stuff and send pics over the course of 7 hours. Seeing the guy in an hour. Interesting result.

Fulfilling the request for some dick

Adorably Realistic

Once again, drunk and lonely. Nudes

Withdrawal horniness got me like this

Hard beer and soft cock

Got a free koozie. Fuck them Zyn things.