Why are you dressed like a chicken

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The tits is mightier than the sword

The tits is mightier than the sword

Nudes for nudes :)

Nudes for nudes :)

Oppa Gangnam style

Oppa Gangnam style

Easy come, easy go… [oc]

Easy come, easy go… [oc]

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

I don't ride pony anymore, but I still ride something else…

Wonders never cease

Wonders never cease

Gonna eat till I’m tired

Gonna eat till I’m tired

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan

My cleavage

My cleavage

In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird

In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird

PS5 together

PS5 together

No words no letters I’m yours…

No words no letters I’m yours…

Is that a Chihuahua

Is that a Chihuahua

But they don’t know that we know they know we know

But they don’t know that we know they know we know

Houston, we have a problem

Houston, we have a problem

I’m as serious as a heart attack

I’m as serious as a heart attack

Will make you smile

Will make you smile

When I’m at work and don’t know what to do, I just tend to walk fast and try to look worried

When I’m at work and don’t know what to do, I just tend to walk fast and try to look worried

All is not gold that glitters

All is not gold that glitters

My tits make every photo look better tbh

My tits make every photo look better tbh

If you noticed me, hi…

If you noticed me, hi…

A hungry man is an angry man

A hungry man is an angry man

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything…

If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything…