Who said you had to have clothes on when scrubbing the floor?
Tested positive for comeoverimhorny virus
Giving today the rear view
Having my cake and eating it too
Lend a mom a hand with her lotion application
The best suckers in the house
Ready and waiting for you
Soft early morning light
Finding all the places to be alone at work
My favorite way to win an argument
Ready for a long afternoon of dictation
Hump day spectacle
Getting a bit nippy outside
Arranging the pumpkin display on the porch
So tempted to answer the door like this when I heard a knock
Little shimmy, little shake
Time to get merry
Dear Santa, I’ve been naughty and it was worth it.
Anxiously awaiting kickoff
Come get it
Undressing for my shower but turns out I’m already wet
Everyone games topless, right?
Being naughty is my nature
This mom is behind on laundry! So no panties today, sorry
