Who else is ready to get wild for the 4th?

Who wants to waste a perfectly good Valentine's Day in bed with me?

I'm going to stay up late to give Santa a present

Cum have a spooky good time in the woods with me

🎵 She sends out an aroma of undefined love 🎵 It drips on down in a mist from above 🎵 She's just the girl, she's just the girl 🎵 The girl you want 🎵

I promise that we'll have fun if you come bird watching with me

Care to hop into bed and make this a wild Easter?

I’m not really Irish so you can do more than kiss me ☘️💋🍀

I say we turn Valentine’s Day back into the state sanctioned orgy festival it used to be 🎉❤️🎉

I could have gove to the Super Bowl party but this was much more fun

It’s so cold out here hiking. Who’s going to take me home and warm me up?

Happy New Year! I hope this one is more wild than the last

Come spend New Years in bed with me?

Care to play hide the pickle with me? I'll hide mine in the tree and you hide yours where ever you want...

How would you like to spend the day in bed with someone else's wife?

Some days you just need to dress up like a slutty bunny, you know?

Is this appropriate outdoor wear? Because this is what I wear hiking.

It's time time give out the goodies

I can feel a nip in the air...

Something about the autumn air makes me want to get wild

It would be better with you down there

Want to light up my sex life?

Life is better when things are wetter

I'll go wild in a minute, but first some coffee