When your dildo, is a dildont.

Now you see it....

I’d love a dose of your vitamin D ;)

The human body has 206 bones, think we can make mine have 207? ;)

When I think of you, I touch my elf ;)

Been through all 100-acres, and I still just want your wood ;)

It was a split decision to post this instead of keeping this on my camera roll

I was going to make a joke about doing this split gif, but I think that’s a stretch

Want to procrastinate by procreating with me?

The only other time you’ll be happy to see red white and blue flashing you

Don’t let this mirror selfie fool you, I’m barely tall enough to ride some rollercoasters.

My favorite positions may vary, but I think I want missionary ;)

Think I'll ever stop going out with my ropes under my clothes? I'm a frayed knot...

Stupid dildo! [oc]

Think we can test out the claims of this smudge proof lipstick?

I can distract you from your Monday blues, but if you let me try this on you I might break your dick too :)

I think I should smile in my photos more :)

Cumming to class early makes me a good student right? [GIF]

4' 11 gymnast

Date night?

My (f)irst success at my most recent dicknastics post!

I could be your stripper.

4’11 [f]eeling frisky before bed

4'11 back [f]or more!