When you can’t get the real thing you improvise..

I think these leggings really accentuate my ass.

Just a regular mom with a fat ass.

I just want to see how long you can last with me in this position.

Round of applause for it being almost the weekend.

Insert face here

I’m in need of a workout partner. Clothing optional.

Do you think this is too much material?

Fitting all this ass in my pants is a full time job.

When the ass is so fat you struggle to put pants on

Some cellulite, stretch marks, and a whole lot of booty

I don’t have a lot of rhythm but I have a whole lot of ass

Perfect position for you to sneak behind.

I’ve gained some weight but a lot of it has gone to my ass

It’s hard to fit all this ass in my jeans.. next time you may have to help me get out of them.

Do you like thick moms?

I was a little naughty so I had to get a spanking

The struggle to get all this ass into my pants

All it’s missing is a few handprints

My mom bod needs a little attention on this hump day

I have a bug bite on my leg that needs some attention

Just a mom with a jiggly booty

I just have to get it over the ass and then I’m good

Would you get behind me while hubby’s at work?