When they’re this big, one is enough!

Let me take a load off you!

Can I help lighten your load?

Just one was enough!

I could come up with a clever title, or I could just show you my titties and pretend that I did!

The neighbors liked the view, but we could give them a better show!

I hope your dick reacts to me!

Trace the ovals with your tongue? Make sure to dot them!

You saggy boob lovers make me feel good. Almost as good as your hands on them would feel!

Showing my tits off excites me!

Dang top won’t stay down, cover them for me?

It’s a good one!

Some say they’re too big, but I think they’re just right!

They might give you a black eye when I ride you, but it’s worth it 😉

Even one can cause a whole lot of trouble!

Standing by the window hoping to lure you in!

One was all it took!

I’ll take a little more off every time your team scores!

Waiting for you in the hotel hot tub [gif]

Couldn’t wait until I got home to show you my tits! I only got a little bit caught!

Wish you caught me being sneaky on the beach

Must be the good one! Convinced a Tinder match to come to my hotel room!

In case of an emergency, grab onto my flotation devices

Big, comfy bed and no one to share it with