When I found out why sis and mom take so long in the bathroom, I couldn't blame them.
Mom surprised me with an early Valentine's Day visit this year.
With the divorce finalized, my daughter and I finally have a house to ourselves.
Everyone says it, but I really do have the best mom.
During this pandemic, my half-sister and I have discovered the joy of long showers.
My girlfriend is really making an effort to bond with my sister.
The rules of the tickle game changed when my niece came of age.
When I uncovered my sister's toy collection, I had to remind her to appreciate the real thing.
It was obvious why mom was squirming so much on my brother's lap in the car. So we pulled over and made them show us.
I still love putting my head in my big sister's lap while she reads a story.
I can't help that my sister looks better than any decorations.
She may have been naughty this year, but Santa won't be withholding from my daughter.
In the end, it wasn't hard for my daughter to convince me that she's a grown woman now.
Convincing mom to do a boudoir photo shoot is only the beginning.
Seeing the fall leaves is just an excuse for mom and I to be alone.
When mom sees me making plans with girls, she asks: Why go out for hamburger when you've got steak at home?
This year, my princess gets to share daddy's bed.
In case my sister doesn't believe how NYE really ended, I can prove it.
The already noisy, cramped house over the holidays hasn't been a problem for me and my sister.
When I caught sis stealing my lotion, I insisted on applying it to her myself.
Sally Sheffield, 1969
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Emily Grey
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