What would you ask for, if you knew the answer was Yes

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You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions

The tits is mightier than the sword

The tits is mightier than the sword

You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours

You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours

3 fries 8 burgers and I’m yours…

3 fries 8 burgers and I’m yours…

Pardon my French

Pardon my French

You can’t handle the truth

You can’t handle the truth

I need a plumber to unclog my pipe

I need a plumber to unclog my pipe

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours

3 words 8 letters say it and i’m yours

Wonders never cease

Wonders never cease

Hope my daddy is proud

Hope my daddy is proud

Gonna eat till I’m tired

Gonna eat till I’m tired

My cleavage

My cleavage

All the great ones leave their mark. We’re the wet bandits

All the great ones leave their mark. We’re the wet bandits

PS5 together

PS5 together

PS5 together

PS5 together

No words no letters I’m yours…

No words no letters I’m yours…

When I’m at work and don’t know what to do, I just tend to walk fast and try to look worried

When I’m at work and don’t know what to do, I just tend to walk fast and try to look worried

If you noticed me, hi…

If you noticed me, hi…

A hungry man is an angry man

A hungry man is an angry man

A good wife makes a good husband

A good wife makes a good husband

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it

I’m your new girlfriend, just live with it

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they arent…

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they arent…

Hey, I lost my teddy bear... Can I please cuddle with you tonight

Hey, I lost my teddy bear... Can I please cuddle with you tonight

Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about

Keep smiling, because life is a beautiful thing and there's so much to smile about