What the gym sees vs. What Reddit sees

After the gym, I’m yours. Strip me naked and surrender your load

Flashing married men on vacation is my favourite. Even better when their wives see..

I prefer to think of them as two huge targets for your load

As I get older, the booty gets fatter, not flatter

I like that Reddit sees a lot more of me than the gym

5”3 but everybody’s the same height laying down

What the gym sees vs. What Reddit sees

Are you up for a bit of target practise?

Im 5”2 without shoes and always willing to please

I’ve spread my cheeks for many guys in the gym. And I’ll spread them for many more

Sometimes my clothes just happen to slip off

I’m handing you your x-ray vision glasses and I hope you enjoy the viewing

[F] The ‘Friday feeling’ I get tells me to take my clothes off

After our second date, I’ll be giving you a lap dance followed by head. Buckle in for the ride

Every guy I know is an ass guy. Where are the boob guys at?

[F] Frisky Friday is about to begin in my shower. Can you join me on your lunch break?

If my boobs can get you started, my ass will get you to finish

My attempt at a titty boomerang

What’s the first thing you’d do with my boobs?

[F32] My ass won’t eat itself, sweetie. I need you and your willing tongue

[F] If you wondered what colour my underwear is, every guess is wrong, as I’m wearing none

What’s your preference - short shorts or a thong?

Do you appreciate an ass built in the squat rack?

[F31] When you see a girl at the gym, ever wonder what’s underneath her leggings?