What the fuck, dude?

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"'Never happened before.' Right."

"'Never happened before.' Right."

Mom to Dad back in the day: "Put that Polaroid camera away!"

Mom to Dad back in the day: "Put that Polaroid camera away!"

I'm not telling you again: put the goddam camera away

I'm not telling you again: put the goddam camera away

Put that fucking camera away

Put that fucking camera away

Close the goddam door!

Close the goddam door!

Sophie Marceau

Sophie Marceau

Where did you put my clothes while I was in the shower, Carl?

Where did you put my clothes while I was in the shower, Carl?

You disappoint me, Carl. I don't like to be disappointed.

You disappoint me, Carl. I don't like to be disappointed.

Like silver dollars, only gorgeous

Like silver dollars, only gorgeous

What the fuck do you want?

What the fuck do you want?

Okay, I grew it out. You happy now?

Okay, I grew it out. You happy now?

This pussy ain't gonna eat itself!

This pussy ain't gonna eat itself!

That's like, not anywhere near 7 inches

That's like, not anywhere near 7 inches

Perfect Proportions

Perfect Proportions

WTF are you looking at, cockboy?

WTF are you looking at, cockboy?

All right, where the fuck did you put my clothes?

All right, where the fuck did you put my clothes?

A retro not a happy camper

A retro not a happy camper

Pantie shopping

Pantie shopping

Red, White & Cute

Red, White & Cute

A pale boobs

A pale boobs

Showing off those tits

Showing off those tits

Bent over with a surprised look

Bent over with a surprised look

Like pistachios in the shell

Like pistachios in the shell