We know where the nuts should go. (In your beer you pervs 😂😉🍻)

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Thirsty Thursday

Thirsty Thursday

Miss me? People were complaining that I don’t show off the backside enough, so here you go. Don’t say I never did anything for you. 😆

Miss me? People were complaining that I don’t show off the backside enough, so here you go. Don’t say I never did anything for you. 😆

Finally figured out how to make a GIF on my phone 😆 enjoying a post workout French press 😊☕️

Finally figured out how to make a GIF on my phone 😆 enjoying a post workout French press 😊☕️

Sometimes I like a cold coffee in a hot shower.

Sometimes I like a cold coffee in a hot shower.

Good morning

Good morning

I like my coffee like I like my showers: hot

I like my coffee like I like my showers: hot

Happy free-for-all Friday y’all. 5 o’clock couldn’t wait 🙃☕️🥃

Happy free-for-all Friday y’all. 5 o’clock couldn’t wait 🙃☕️🥃

Yoga can wait. Coffee can’t. ☕️>🧘‍♀️

Yoga can wait. Coffee can’t. ☕️>🧘‍♀️

I’ll take this yummy daddy any day.

I’ll take this yummy daddy any day.

Again, nuts belong in beer. This P’nut Butter Crunch beer was fabulous.

Again, nuts belong in beer. This P’nut Butter Crunch beer was fabulous.

Multitasking at its finest. First time I’ve shaved me legs in ages! Happy spring ☕️🍀🌿

Multitasking at its finest. First time I’ve shaved me legs in ages! Happy spring ☕️🍀🌿

Bonus points if you get the reference ☕️ enjoying a day off with my morning shower coffee

Bonus points if you get the reference ☕️ enjoying a day off with my morning shower coffee

Bummer y’all don’t take videos here. I edited together a cute little “happy I have coffee” dance in the shower this morning. Guess I’ll post the video somewhere else 🙃☕️

Bummer y’all don’t take videos here. I edited together a cute little “happy I have coffee” dance in the shower this morning. Guess I’ll post the video somewhere else 🙃☕️

Pitter Patter, let’s get at ‘er.

Pitter Patter, let’s get at ‘er.

Definitely having a Mood tonight

Definitely having a Mood tonight

Good morning 2023! It’s time to Coffee then Conquer

Good morning 2023! It’s time to Coffee then Conquer

It’s been nice having time to enjoy my coffee in the morning this holiday vacation ☕️🚿

It’s been nice having time to enjoy my coffee in the morning this holiday vacation ☕️🚿

This FFAF I have a Cranberry Ginger Ale and Vodka. If you look close, maybe you can read the temporary tattoo my husband gave me 😆

This FFAF I have a Cranberry Ginger Ale and Vodka. If you look close, maybe you can read the temporary tattoo my husband gave me 😆

Fuck, I dropped my soap

Fuck, I dropped my soap

I forgot to post this a few days back. It’s been a while since I got a little wild 🤪

I forgot to post this a few days back. It’s been a while since I got a little wild 🤪

Getting a buzz and all cleaned up for my husband’s birthday. Sunday funday after all

Getting a buzz and all cleaned up for my husband’s birthday. Sunday funday after all

Shout out to u/SAXdude for hooking me up with local brews. Maybe this one will get me in the mood? Pearl Essence Oyster Stout by Tin Roof 🦪🍻

Shout out to u/SAXdude for hooking me up with local brews. Maybe this one will get me in the mood? Pearl Essence Oyster Stout by Tin Roof 🦪🍻

Just hit 2,000 followers and wanted to take a minute to thank those folks that like seeing me and what I’m up to. Too bad showerbeer won’t let me post this on a Sunday 😝cheers GW, I’ll have to go wild more often with you 🥃❤️

Just hit 2,000 followers and wanted to take a minute to thank those folks that like seeing me and what I’m up to. Too bad showerbeer won’t let me post this on a Sunday 😝cheers GW, I’ll have to go wild more often with you 🥃❤️