Wanted to go outside, but I didn't wanna put on proper clothes so naked by the window it is

I've heard this attracts dick

Grab this and hold on tight

I'll spread but you have to do the rest of the work

Maybe if I arch my ass out, I won't get punished

I hope you're not claustrophobic

Why end the date inside me when you can start it there?

Not a buffet spread, but it's at least a 5-course meal

Gimme something to clean up

Pre-date prep

If you go in, you might not come out unsatisfied

Waiting for you to pick a show on Netflix like

Tootsie roll experiment but instead of how many licks it takes to get to the center, how many to make me cum

I call this 'fetal position, but for babymaking'

Whatcha waitin for?

Is this too forward?

I'm bored, eat me out

My neck, my back, fuck my pussy, break my ass?

I always get too excited when my trainer tells me we're gonna start off with some stretching

I am a bike that needs to be ridden

Sometimes I wanna be eaten out buffet-style

My favourite position when he doesn't bring up anal

This is my 'make me a fleshlight' position

Grab my leg, I'm tired

I like pain, so break my back