Wanna see a magic trick?

Wait for it

My legs would look a lot better with you between them

Would you breed a smiling Irish girl like me?

Naughty librarians deserve facials too

I hardly ever post my face along with my ass here, so consider this a treat

Perfect outfit for the beach, don’t ya think?

Did you know mom jeans do a great job of hiding thick asses?

Some people were asking for a panty peel, and I’m happy to oblige

Must be jelly cos jam don’t shake

I did squats today and wanted an excuse to show off my ass

Hold on a sec, I think I’ve got something on my screen

This is how I’d look if you wanted to breed me in the morning

My thick thighs and big ass are a package deal

5’11” and built like an Amazon [F]

Do you know how hard it is to fit these skinny jeans over my curvy hips? (Very)

Bonus points if you keep eye contact with me the whole time

For my next trick, I’ll remove my clothes in 0.5 seconds flat using only this blanket

And for my next trick, I‘ll conjure a phat ass from a pair of skinny jeans

Pyjamas, messy hair, no makeup and big hips. The perfect combination, no?

A bit thicker than you normally see in this sub, but I think I still fit

You should take this smile as an invitation to come over

Glasses on or glasses off?

Can you teach me how to ride your broomstick? [F]