Waiting for the Dad next door to come take care of me.

It’s getting hot in here.

Are you going to give me a hand or just stand there and watch?

Replace my hands with yours and drain the chaos from my mind.

Let’s give the neighbors a show.

Come jingle my bells?

Thirsty Thursday is here again.

Join me for a very cozy hump day

Can I get a little help here?

Come help me dry off?

The only part of sleeping naked in the winter I don’t like is getting up.

Life in suburbia can be quite spicy.

Are you thirsty?

Who’s ready for shower coffee with me?

Come find me in the woods.

I normally celebrate Titty Tuesday. Thought it was time to mix it up a bit with Taco Tuesday!

Dressed up for the weekend (F46)

Hey neighbor! Joining me for porch coffee today?

Hoping a dad next door will join me at the pool soon.

I’m new to the neighborhood! Want to come over for a swim?

Hey neighbor, I had a long night at work, can you come help me?

Good morning neighbor! Care to stop by for a cup?

I made this mug and this coffee. As you can see, I’m very good with my hands.

If they only knew what secrets I hold…