Tiny fingerprints all over my TV and dinosaurs everywhere, but at least my ass looks good 😅

My thighs can’t be contained by my stockings and always squish out the top a little

Out picking up my pregnancy craving (men).

I love leaving my windows open so my neighbors can watch me.

Baked you a cake.

I’ve had a hard time fitting into my pants lately so I’ve decided to just skip them today.

I forgot to wear panties to work today.

I usually don’t wear pantyhose but my ass looks fantastic in them.

In honor of my birthday tomorrow, my OnlyFans is currently 50% off! I never ever have promotions, so get it while you can!

Come, rest your head in my lap.

Just a dirty kettle. Nothing to see here.

Sorry, I don’t eat twinkies and ho hos. I brought my own buns from home.

Is it permissible to wear this on a midnight carrot cake run to Safeway? I might accidentally get pregnant.

The PTA meeting is over, let’s get weird.

If we went thrifting together I’d send you photos like this from the fitting room.

Do you find my curves inviting?

Hiding in the bathroom at a family gathering so I can take videos of my ass 😅

Keeping myself entertained while waiting for my train. I think someone saw 😳

How do we feel about glasses and tan lines?

Girls in glasses do it better.

Do you like squishy little moms with cute hip dips?

Juicy thighs, even juicer pussy. What’s not to love?

Omg, I didn’t think I’d be able to get this toy all the way in but I took it like a champ and squirted EVERYWHERE 😅💦

Enjoying the view?

Would you give it a squeeze?