This year will finally be over, this is my gift to you so it ends well (I hope!) 😘

I’m ready for Santa to bring my kids presents (and I wish he got something for mommy too!)

Learning to squirt at 35... never too late!

Rocking my mid-30s 🤟

Two kids later, not so bad! 😏

I am 34, mom of 2, I now like my body and I'm looking for your honest ratings ☺️

Getting prepared for last minute Christmas shopping for kids, wish me luck

Working from home mom waiting for some package deliveries

Can you guess how I want this Saturday night to end?

Kids are asleep, it's my turn to play 😈

God bless waterproof toys (and GIFs with sound)

In theory: getting ready for a girls' night out. In fact: undress to post on Reddit.

Would you take me out on that dress?

Moaning in my man's shirt 😈 (link with sound in comments)

Still thinking about last night... 😈

Good night 😘

I think there's room for two 😈

Oops! Running errands without underwear 🙊

The best thing with dresses... is to pull them off

Thank God it's Friday

Comfortable clothes, something to drink, I'm ready for the finale #GoT

Business in the front, naughty in the back 😈

Do you think they enjoyed the view as much as I did?

All yours, ready to be used.