This makes me feel strangely patriotic…?

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Get a Snorkel 🤿 & Dive In

Get a Snorkel 🤿 & Dive In

Ass may be in thong … but the butthole is free!!

Ass may be in thong … but the butthole is free!!

Big and twined in black

Big and twined in black

Don’t forget to floss

Don’t forget to floss

This ass is in a thong

This ass is in a thong

Ask me about my wife’s cute butthole

Ask me about my wife’s cute butthole

Come a little bit closer

Come a little bit closer

Guilty Ass Charged

Guilty Ass Charged

It’d be rude not to

It’d be rude not to

It’s in it, that’s for damn sure

It’s in it, that’s for damn sure

Submerged whale-tail

Submerged whale-tail

**Phat ass in a tiny thong**——Chris Farley

**Phat ass in a tiny thong**——Chris Farley

Bigger than your dreams could ever be

Bigger than your dreams could ever be

Perfect fit

Perfect fit

A string and it’s shadow = all that separates you from this cute butthole

A string and it’s shadow = all that separates you from this cute butthole

Count it

Count it

:wink:

:wink:

🍰

🍰

Uhhh … is this thing on? (Yes, I’m doing a mic check with my wife’s cute butthole as the microphone … something something speak into it?)

Uhhh … is this thing on? (Yes, I’m doing a mic check with my wife’s cute butthole as the microphone … something something speak into it?)

Black band barely keeping bouncy booty under wraps

Black band barely keeping bouncy booty under wraps

🤗🕳

🤗🕳

♾ 🎂

♾ 🎂

Black Band Blocking Adorable Asshole

Black Band Blocking Adorable Asshole