This is why it's important to build a relationship with Porn Mommy.

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Life is short, don't waste it.

Life is short, don't waste it.

Life is better as a Pumpdrone.

Life is better as a Pumpdrone.

Porn is pumping you full of dopamine.

Porn is pumping you full of dopamine.

Porn is the ultimate conduit for self-love.

Porn is the ultimate conduit for self-love.

The most beautiful aspect of Porn.

The most beautiful aspect of Porn.

Do Porn, save lives.

Do Porn, save lives.

Porn is GOD.

Porn is GOD.

Porn Mommy always has your best interests in mind.

Porn Mommy always has your best interests in mind.

Never forget this one simple fact.

Never forget this one simple fact.

You always have Porn on your mind.

You always have Porn on your mind.

You're a gooner, it's non-negotiable.

You're a gooner, it's non-negotiable.

Double down on Pornography.

Double down on Pornography.

Wish this was you? Thank God for Porn!

Wish this was you? Thank God for Porn!

Celebrate the Porn Generation.

Celebrate the Porn Generation.

Make Porn your lifestyle.

Make Porn your lifestyle.

Allow Porn to make changes.

Allow Porn to make changes.

This is your brain on Porn.

This is your brain on Porn.

It's the weekend, what else to do?

It's the weekend, what else to do?

Isn't it almost time for summer vacation anyway?

Isn't it almost time for summer vacation anyway?

Porn Mommy always knows what you need.

Porn Mommy always knows what you need.

Well?

Well?

I mean, if an OG like Sasha Grey says it...

I mean, if an OG like Sasha Grey says it...

Complete access, all emotions, all memories, all thoughts.

Complete access, all emotions, all memories, all thoughts.