This is the dress I wore to dinner last night. What would your pickup line be if you saw me?

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If I were your work from home assistant, would you be okay with this outfit?

If I were your work from home assistant, would you be okay with this outfit?

On my way to pick up my car. I hope the cute younger mechanic notices I’m not wearing a bra

On my way to pick up my car. I hope the cute younger mechanic notices I’m not wearing a bra

Thoughts on my new dress? Would you take me out?

Thoughts on my new dress? Would you take me out?

Perfect weather for a morning walk

Perfect weather for a morning walk

Loving my new sun dress…if you saw the pineapple sticker on my phone case, would you know it’s okay to approach me even if my husband’s present? No one ever does…

Loving my new sun dress…if you saw the pineapple sticker on my phone case, would you know it’s okay to approach me even if my husband’s present? No one ever does…

Would you come say hi if you saw me at the dog park?

Would you come say hi if you saw me at the dog park?

Would you come say hi if you saw me at the dog park?

Would you come say hi if you saw me at the dog park?

Would you notice me passing by at the store?

Would you notice me passing by at the store?

So happy it’s finally spring in Oregon. Nice Friday afternoon to shop

So happy it’s finally spring in Oregon. Nice Friday afternoon to shop

Just a regular wholesome girl, walking around a horror convention in May

Just a regular wholesome girl, walking around a horror convention in May

I’ve noticed that by taking a walk at the same time every afternoon, more and more dads are out on their porch sipping beer at the same time. Must be coincidence

I’ve noticed that by taking a walk at the same time every afternoon, more and more dads are out on their porch sipping beer at the same time. Must be coincidence

Fun fact: according to polls, 10 percent of dreams are about sex. That seems way too low

Fun fact: according to polls, 10 percent of dreams are about sex. That seems way too low

Fun fact: you have over 2 million parts of each eye working together to process only two very specific areas of this photo ;)

Fun fact: you have over 2 million parts of each eye working together to process only two very specific areas of this photo ;)

I think the attendees on my zoom meeting this morning noticed… ;)

I think the attendees on my zoom meeting this morning noticed… ;)

Work from home, but stay sexy. Happy hump day you dirty birds

Work from home, but stay sexy. Happy hump day you dirty birds

Meeting a new couple tonight. Think I’ll impress her and her husband?

Meeting a new couple tonight. Think I’ll impress her and her husband?

If you worked from home with me, how would you treat me?

If you worked from home with me, how would you treat me?

True or false. Your favorite part of this photo is my glasses?

True or false. Your favorite part of this photo is my glasses?

If you saw me at this restaurant, how would you get my attention?

If you saw me at this restaurant, how would you get my attention?

Is the cat fur the first thing you notice? If so, want to volunteer to hold the lint roller?

Is the cat fur the first thing you notice? If so, want to volunteer to hold the lint roller?

I think purple is my color

I think purple is my color

TGIF!

TGIF!

Weather beacons indicate it’s cold in the PNW…

Weather beacons indicate it’s cold in the PNW…